Gambling Is Better Than Sex: The Physical Aspects
By Michael Williams (8/24/2006)
For some unknown reason there have been studies
conducted recently to investigate how the human body reacts to gambling. These
studies have monitored several things, including the heart rate of people who
gamble and win and those who gamble and lose. The one thing that has been
confirmed by these gambling studies is the fact that most people have physical
reactions similar to orgasms when they gamble, even if they are unaware of them.
The studies showed that the human heart rate often rose higher when gambling
than when having sex. In addition, it showed that those people who gamble often
enjoy themselves more when gambling than when having sex. Amazing as this may
seem to some people, the human body’s reactions don’t lie.
There have been social studies done on sports fanatics before, with the outcome
clearly being that sports fanatics truly do enjoy watching their favorite teams
compete. However, sociologists always thought it had more to do with the
competitive nature of some gamblers and fans. With these new studies showing
more physical aspects of the process of gambling, it is justified to say that
many people feel better when they are gambling than when they are having sex.
So, the next time you are sitting around sad because you haven’t gotten laid in
a while, consider placing a bet or two. If these studies are as accurate as they
say they are, you might just get enough satisfaction from the act of betting
than from finding a girl to share your bed.
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